Hey everyone I am at Acme all this week with headliner Will Durst, so you should all come see one of the shows. You could take your mom for her mothers day present and she would love you forever. She would be like, “Oh my god you got me a little skinny guy that tells jokes for my day!! You are so amazing!” Or you could get her something crappy that she really wouldn’t want cause you don’t really like your mom, I won’t judge either way, but I totally will. Hope to see you there.
